Blog the First.

It's somewhere around 1 in the morning by now. I've drunk too much and said too little so here's to balancing the equilibrium.

Let's begin. I think I might be going a little insane what with the social business lately. Having a bustling social life that you take for granted stripped from you over the course of a week is a strange experience. I'm clutching at my phone, glancing at it every now and then for the elusive 'new message' sign to pop up. It's never there. But I'm still avoiding sociality. I won't start conversations, I won't phone people, I'll shy away from intimacy and what not.

Maybe I'm autistic!  That would explain all the pooping on the table I've been doing lately.

Sorry, uncalled for.

You know what's shit? Da Vinci Code. And the God Delusion. Tossers.