Ryan is having an odd week.

So this whole week, I've felt really, really fucking happy. I don't know why. Nothings changed, I'm not getting laid, I'm still a hairy flabby beast and I still have inexplicable bouts of crushing stomach pain but I'm really happy. It was a good fucking week, I felt comfortable just walking around for one of the first times in my life.

Anyway, Watchmen Sunday, which was epic beyond god's machinations for his big blue sphere of corruption and masturbation. I got Resident Evil 5, after, which is insanely good. I don't remember what happened Monday through Wednesday. I know I saw some people, I just don't remember whom when or where. Oh well. Thursday Pippa popped over which was nice as I hadn't seen her in a while. Also Harries got back into town which is good news, the first of the pilgrims returning from the evil U. 

Friday me and Murraykins played Resident Evil and shot some Africans, Arabians, a white lady, and some men that looked like Stalin in the face/knee/back of the face. I then got an impromptu text from Chris of the Brooks variety asking if I wanted to go play 4 player Monster Hunter round John's (Theies) house.

I don't expect you to understand the glory that these short 3 and a half hours held. I threw over 300 hours into Monster Hunter on my own, and here I was playing it with 3 other people at the same time. We boiled a crab. It was sweet.

Today was Winchester open day and I damn well love the place. Beautiful architecture, beautiful women, beautiful. Me and Murray wandered round town for a while and decided it was heaven. Then we met Jemma and her friend Sarah and went Subway. It was just generally good.

And now I'm at home with a Dr. Pepper, an Xbox360 and Pendulous Skin by Mastodon which is the strangest but greatest 'summery' song ever. Life is good.

(Disclaimer; Ryan is not responsible for Death By Faggotry from the soppiness of the above blog. Nor is he responsible for either entering a rage and killing your parents nor bringing you to tears through rapid insults when he does suffer the inevitable Depression Comedown.)