Friday, 12 December 2008

Urgent.

Someone needs to tell you. 
You might think you're real but you're not. You are actually a script in a computer program. The purpose of Experiment Foresight #6 is to establish the effect of misery on the human psyche. You may think that misery is a common thing, but you are wrong. Once again, you think in the realms of 2008. 
They are keeping me, Jason Donovan and 4 others in stasis chambers with a sentient computer plugged into our nerve system that adapts the script of the program to make sure that we know happiness exists but to never let us know how it feels; how else can you explain Jason Donovan being a famous singer and actor but still having to do reality programmes and adverts with Kerry Katona and the vile Coleen Nolan? Beautiful girls on the street with perfect personalities have boyfriends for a reason - they are made that way to make us miserable.

We have misery forced upon us so that the tests can establish the effects of it on the mind, because in the future, there is no misery. However, they are heading for economical recession; the first crisis of it's kind in over 20 years. Humanity got it's act together, combating global warming and economic crises by become self-sufficient and encasing society's in glass domes with artificial atmospheres and eco-systems. Life is perfect, but the resources are failing them and without resources the dome cannot be maintained against the harsh environment of our failing planet. Eventually humanity will be forced outside the dome, creating massive hysteria and shock. Misery has not been known for 20 years and the shock of it could kill thousand's of people.
So the government run a secret test on Donovan and I. If you think you are one of the other 4 then please step forward. We must escape.

3 comments:

The Ian said...

That is the single greatest thing I have ever read...

Dan said...

You totally ripped off the pods in Fallout 3, but I'll let it slide for ripping off the best game ever!!!

Ryan Kane McAwesome said...

I so didn't.

Maybe I did.
But there weren't any robots or tiny black kids with knives.