Completely-Unrelated-To-New-Years Resolutions

Stop being fat, stop being a twat, get a girlfriend.

Same every year I guess. But these are goals that every man of every faith can embrace.

This year should be good. I'm going to watch more films, play MORE videogames (yes, more, bitches. I enjoy it and I am thinking of turning it from a hobby into a religion.), work out more, etcetera. 

But also I'm going to just be more positive. A very wise person taught me how to be positive just by using latin and swear words and I owe them greatly. Thank you. Oh, and I shan't be drinking. Not to excess at any rate.

If I go to Winchester University, I'll be able to go to Japan in the second year for an entire semester, probably with Dan Murray . . . good times to roll on?